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a prick. but he did have dynamite areolas. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thecontrapost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-21-at-1-50-16-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-08-21 at 1.50.16 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thecontrapost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morepower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morepower</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thecontrapost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/trees-died.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trees died</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thecontrapost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/40cc4b372a626d6582687ae6975f94d77b63fbee7f26ec813c12e8b4f27b3f031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>40cc4b372a626d6582687ae6975f94d77b63fbee7f26ec813c12e8b4f27b3f03</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thecontrapost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/patterns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patterns</image:title><image:caption>do people just throw the 'C' word around whenever something doesn't go their way? 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Big Lebowski</image:title><image:caption>Jeff Bridges as “The Dude” hangs out at the bowling alley with his buddies Walter (John Goodman) and Donny (Steve Buscemi). 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